Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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