Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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