I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He literally asked permission to hit on me
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
