Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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