She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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