A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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