Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
