Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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