If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I have already put on my inside pants.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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