i jhust puked up my retainher.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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