Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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