You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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