there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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