was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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