That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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