it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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