Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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