You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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