I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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