Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
he wants to bone in the snuggie
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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