The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
