Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
why do cheetos always look like penises
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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