My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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