His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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