is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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