how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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