Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize
