its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
