Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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