With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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