Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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