Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I forgot wine drunk hurts
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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