You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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