i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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