Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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