And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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