How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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