Fine. I'll sleep in my office
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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