i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
