After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just google imaged poop.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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