Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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