if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Such a big mess for such a small penis
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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