if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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