4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
How's work?
Spinning.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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