That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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