i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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