We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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