Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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