Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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