the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Someone signed my nipple.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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