your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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