Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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