I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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