i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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