so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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