I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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