I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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